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1..FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

2..MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

3..BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.

4..CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

5..FARMER
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

6..BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

7..Drunkard
Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round.Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample. .

8..MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! . This is number 9 calling from kottampatti.I need a wife to pick up.Driving license not necessary ,but map reading skills are bonus

9..BUILDER                                                                                                                                                                                      Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

10..LAWYER
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction .

11..Accountant
searching for a figure with 5.8 height, 36 width, 24 breath. she should not make unnecessary expenditure and should bring profit and credit to the family

12..ASTRONAUT
I’m searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

13..CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.