Communication Humour

After Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.(We take you now to the Oval Office.) characters: George Bush, condi( bush assistance). Hu Jintao( China chief Leader)

 

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the MiddleEast.

Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George:coffee No, thanks.

Condi: You want coffee?

George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

 

(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rise, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China, And the Middle East.