Scientific ways to catch osama bin laden:
1. Calculus method
First integrate the entire jungle with respect to osama.
osama would be lying some where inside the results
Now differentiate it, the lost constant term is osama.
2.Einstein’s method
Run in a direction opposite to osama with the speed of light. That means osama is running relatively towards you,when he comes near you can catch osama.
3. Newton’s method
Go into the jungle & get caught by osama.Since every action has equal and opposite reaction that means you have caught osama.
4. Bill Gate’s method
Declare osama to be virus.Now use the Norton Anti Virus Scanner to scan the
jungle. It will easily catch osama.
