1.….Fact of Life:
When a girl attains maturity she wants to wear a Bra.
But
When a boy attains maturity he wants to remove that Bra.
2…TTR Fined girls not having tickets:
Chudi girls fined Rs.100
Midi girls fined Rs.50
Half skirt girl fined Rs.25
Next girl was fined Rs.0
Why?
Why?
Coz she had a ticket!!!
3...A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband.
But
A boy worries about his future after he gets a wife.
4...Girl Friend: please talk to my father regarding our marriage!
(A day later)
Boy Friend: Oh My God I think we can’t marry my dear!
Girl Friend: why what happened? Did my father say anything?
Boy Friend: Nope!!!! I saw your sister in your home!!!!
5…What is bravery??
Coming home late at night in lover’s bike and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat you, but you ask,” Hi Mummy still cleaning house”!!!!~!!!!
6...Whom to kiss:
Never kiss a lawyer, she will say,” I object this”
Never kiss a nurse, she will say,” who is next”
Always kiss a teacher she will say,” do it ten times”
7..Love and Life:
Everyone should love a girl because happiness alone is not life.
8.A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long protect yourself from mechanical machines. If its short protect yourself from mechanical engineers
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which one you like
