Funny???

Important question:

Prove

Juice=soap?

From Newton 2^nd law

F=ma

Multiply on both sides by “a”

Fa=maa

“fa” is soap & “maa” is juice therefore juice=soap.

No no….don’t cry

Biotech Rocks

Mechanical and Biotechnology HOD’s argued their students are fearless. Mechanical HOD called their students to jump in sea full of sharks. They shouted, “Mech Rules” and jumped.

Mechanical HOD: see the guts.

Now, Biotechnology HOD called the students and told them to jump into the sea. They shouted mudiadhu poda.

Biotech HOD: see the guts.

“Biotech Rocks”

Marriage!!

Dad: dear son like whom you are you going to live?

Son: like gandhiji

Dad: great, why do you like him?

Son: he married at the age of 13

Dad:?????????????????????????????

Conclusion????

Climax:

Mom: wake up son. Its time to go to school…

Son: why mom? I don’t want to go to school

Mom: give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.

Son: 1. all the children hate me.

2. All teachers hate me.

Mom: oh, that’s not the reason. Come on you have to go to school

Son: give me two reasons why I should go to school?

Mom: 1. you are 52 years old

2. You are the principle of school.

innocent

A cute and innocent joke:

As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief: Take my school bag also or else I will wake up my mom!!!!!

girly jokes!!!

1.….Fact of Life:

When a girl attains maturity she wants to wear a Bra.

But

When a boy attains maturity he wants to remove that Bra.

2…TTR Fined girls not having tickets:

Chudi girls fined Rs.100

Midi girls fined Rs.50

Half skirt girl fined Rs.25

Next girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Why?

Coz she had a ticket!!!

3...A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband.

But

A boy worries about his future after he gets a wife.

4...Girl Friend: please talk to my father regarding our marriage!

(A day later)

Boy Friend: Oh My God I think we can’t marry my dear!

Girl Friend: why what happened? Did my father say anything?

Boy Friend: Nope!!!! I saw your sister in your home!!!!

5…What is bravery??

Coming home late at night in lover’s bike and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat you, but you ask,” Hi Mummy still cleaning house”!!!!~!!!!

6...Whom to kiss:

Never kiss a lawyer, she will say,” I object this”

Never kiss a nurse, she will say,” who is next”

Always kiss a teacher she will say,” do it ten times”

7..Love and Life:

Everyone should love a girl because happiness alone is not life.

8.A notice in a factory for girl workers:

If your skirt is long protect yourself from mechanical machines. If its short protect yourself from mechanical engineers

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which one you like

Best 3 comedies in college life:

Best 3 comedies in college life:

1. hey don’t disturb I want to study

2. Oh shit classes have been cancelled, come we can go to library.

3. Sir, I have one doubt.

Priceless Night!

6 cans of beer 600 rupees

4 pegs of whisky 400 rupees

2 tequilla shots 200 rupees

Driving home with a girl who drank all this…

Priceless Night.

Mokka

You can drink water with silver glass.

You can also drink water with plastic glass.

But can you drink water with cooling glass.

The water can be cool though.

Woody Allen

Funniest Lines:

I am afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens

- Woody Allen