Engineering paper

Typical engineering mechanical questions:

If ax and y are two mosquito flying around the flash light of a train head , which has 23 coaches consider the 17^th coach where a passenger travelling with his 9^th wife and 16^th child and hence determine the length of mosquitoes feather.- 16 marks

Marriage!!

Dad: dear son like whom you are you going to live?

Son: like gandhiji

Dad: great, why do you like him?

Son: he married at the age of 13

Dad:?????????????????????????????

Conclusion????

Climax:

Mom: wake up son. Its time to go to school…

Son: why mom? I don’t want to go to school

Mom: give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.

Son: 1. all the children hate me.

2. All teachers hate me.

Mom: oh, that’s not the reason. Come on you have to go to school

Son: give me two reasons why I should go to school?

Mom: 1. you are 52 years old

2. You are the principle of school.

Kissss

To Kiss sweetest- kiss on the forehead

To kiss loveliest- kiss on the cheeks

To kiss romantic-kiss on the hands

To kiss hottest- kiss on the bike’s silencer.

Mokka

You can drink water with silver glass.

You can also drink water with plastic glass.

But can you drink water with cooling glass.

The water can be cool though.

Brain

Human Brain is most out standing organ in Nature. It functions 24 hours 365 days and right from the day we were born and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

Tasty Mokka

A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

Because, CatBuries Bournvita

Tech Joke

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

Train the Train

A train suddenly slips into a crop field and stumbles and stops. The driver is Sardarjee
Passenger: Are you blind how did the train slipped into the field.
Sardar: A man was standing on the track.
Passenger: For one man you endangered so many lives. You must have smashed him.
Sardar: I was trying to do that but he ran into the fields.

New exam pattern by congress government.

New exam pattern by congress government.

OC: Answer all questions
BC: Any 5 out of 8 questions
MBC: Answer any question you like
SC: Read any questions
ST: Thanks for coming