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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.
A train suddenly slips into a crop field and stumbles and stops. The driver is Sardarjee
Passenger: Are you blind how did the train slipped into the field.
Sardar: A man was standing on the track.
Passenger: For one man you endangered so many lives. You must have smashed him.
Sardar: I was trying to do that but he ran into the fields.
Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.
1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.
2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
4.Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.
Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”
Sardar wanted to test another sardar and so he inverted a glass and asked him . how will you pour juice in this glass see the top is closed?
other sardar replied ” by opening the top”
first sardar replied: ha ha ha we cannot pour juice in that glass at any cost as if we open the top the bottom is already open so the juice cant stay in it..
Sardar was drawing money from ATM. Sardar behind him in a line says ha ha ha I have seen the password. it has 4 aisterk(****).
first sardar says ha ha ha its wrong its 1568.
Sardar calls Air India . How long will it take to fly to America?
“Just a minute” sir says the receptionist. Thank you says the sardar and hangs up.
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