Its been so long since I posted because I was in Gujarat for my training. Now that I have returned and soon to post

Little Boy:Dad, how was I born!

Dad: Well, son your mom and I got together at “Yahoo”. We set up an Date via E-mail and met in “Cyber Café”. Your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive. Just when I was about to transfer we realished that non of had a firewall. Nine months later A pop-up window appeared saying you have got a Male

Statistics is like a bikini. What you reveal is suggestive and what you conceal is vital

Noble Prize is not given for Maths graduates.

Do you know why?

Because Alfred Nobel’s wife ran away with a Maths professor.

It’s a fact.

Small but Powerful Quote:

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong every button next to that ll be wrong.” So, do your first step carefully and clearly.

When we do a work, we cross 3 stages

Insult. Opposition. Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1^st.

Losers stop at the 2^nd

Winners stop at the 3^rd.

Do you know that the worlds widest road is the monumental axis road in brazil, where 160 cars can drive side by side at a time

Easy to loose someone by saying lie. But difficult to get back that person by saying true.

A human body can bear a pain of 45 dels(unit of pain) of pain while alive. But when a woman gives birth she bears 56dels of pain

Love is an illusion. It’s a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people. People with strong hearted believe in sighting

Experience:

Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.” – Aldous Huxley