Classy Jokes

1.Teacher: Is this the time to come to class.
Student: No sir the traffic rules are the main cause ?
Teacher: what are you saying.
Student: Ya sir its shown School Zone Go Slow.

2.Teacher: why are you sitting in ground and writing the test.
Student: As you only said said yesterday that not to use Tables for maths exam.

3.Teacher: Whats is your father’s age?
Student: Its my age only.
Teacher: I am asking your father age.
Student: Ya its my age only
Teacher: Ok how????????
Student: Because he became father only after I was born

4.Teacher: Somu please tell me where is America in this map
Somu: here sir. Correct very good.
Teacher: who is the founder of  America??
Students( in coros ): Somu

5.Teacher: are you chewing gum?
Student: No I am John Smith.

6.Teacher: simon,can you spell your name backward.
Simon: No mis
Teacher:Tony ,can you spell your name backward.
Tony: Y not.

7.Student: how will you call a boy who has headphone on?
Teacher: I dont know
Student: he he you can call him whatever you like because he cant hear you.

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6 Responses to “Classy Jokes”

  1. cj is cute Says:

    ill tell you the funny iits joke you have ever herd of in your life here it is

    you were born lol

    • Kazimali Says:

      hahahaaha………

  2. kl md arshiyan Says:

    can you spell
    racecar
    yes
    racecar why did you copy same thing

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