1.Teacher: Is this the time to come to class.
Student: No sir the traffic rules are the main cause ?
Teacher: what are you saying.
Student: Ya sir its shown School Zone Go Slow.
2.Teacher: why are you sitting in ground and writing the test.
Student: As you only said said yesterday that not to use Tables for maths exam.
3.Teacher: Whats is your father’s age?
Student: Its my age only.
Teacher: I am asking your father age.
Student: Ya its my age only
Teacher: Ok how????????
Student: Because he became father only after I was born
4.Teacher: Somu please tell me where is America in this map
Somu: here sir. Correct very good.
Teacher: who is the founder of America??
Students( in coros ): Somu
5.Teacher: are you chewing gum?
Student: No I am John Smith.
6.Teacher: simon,can you spell your name backward.
Simon: No mis
Teacher:Tony ,can you spell your name backward.
Tony: Y not.
7.Student: how will you call a boy who has headphone on?
Teacher: I dont know
Student: he he you can call him whatever you like because he cant hear you.