1…Q :How to instantly recognize a sardar?
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
* sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* studies for a blood test and fails.
* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* drives to the airport and sees a sign that said “Airport left and returns home
* gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
* Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
* sells the car to buy cars battery
* tries to drown a fish in water.
2..Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Sardar: “No, who wrote it?”
3..Q:Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
4..Q:How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
5..Q:What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.
6..Q:What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
7..Q:What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent).
8..Q:Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
9..Q:Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone.
10..Q:How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
11..Q:Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipes ingredients
12..Q:What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
13..Q: sardar watching half the movie hurries to the school why ?
thinks that school bell has rung.
14..”Oh, look at the dead bird.“
Sardar looked at the sky and said “Where, Where?”
15..Three sardars walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.The first said:
“I think they’re deer tracks.”The second said: “No, I think they’re bear tracks.”The third said: “You’re both wrong! They’re bird track .Then they got hit by a train.
16..A sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery dealer to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number.sardar said: “I want my 20 lakhs now”The man replied, “No,sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 months.sardar replied: “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.sardar, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my 20 lakh rupees right now, then I want my 20 rupees back!”
17..Two sardars walked toward each other on a country road. sardar2 carried a bag over his shoulder.
sardar1:”Hey Buddy,” “what’s is the bag?”
sardar1:”If I guess how many, can I have one?”
sardar2:”You can have both of them.”
18. Sardar built two swimming pools .He filled only one swimming pool with water and the other left unfilled without water. when asked him about this he gave his beautiful reply. ” Tats for those who don’t know swimming.
19. Sardar tells this to his friend. I kiss my wife before I daily come to my office. His friend says oh I kiss your wife after you have gone out. hearing this sardar told his friend: heyyyyyyy jolly !!!!!! I am the first…
20. A sardar was lying in the American beach. An American came near and asked hi are you relaxing. Sardar replied NO.. Then after sometimes a beautiful girl came near him and asked hi you look smart are you relaxing. The sardar again replied NO. Then an indian girl over there came and asked are you relaxing. the answer was NO. He got feed up and thought to move from his place. one the way he saw an american speeping with his trousers in beach. He laughed at him seeing wearing only trousers that to in public and asked him what are you doing here wearing with trousers what about your pants. The American replied I am RELAXING. The sardar got angry and slapped him left to right saying all are searching for you . what are you doing here you stupid