Return from Gujarat

Its been so long since I posted because I was in Gujarat for my training. Now that I have returned and soon to post

Male boy

Little Boy:Dad, how was I born!

Dad: Well, son your mom and I got together at “Yahoo”. We set up an Date via E-mail and met in “Cyber Café”. Your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive. Just when I was about to transfer we realished that non of had a firewall. Nine months later A pop-up window appeared saying you have got a Male

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statistics explained

Statistics is like a bikini. What you reveal is suggestive and what you conceal is vital

why nobel prize is not given for maths

Noble Prize is not given for Maths graduates.

Do you know why?

Because Alfred Nobel’s wife ran away with a Maths professor.

It’s a fact.

Button quote shirt quote steps

Small but Powerful Quote:

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong every button next to that ll be wrong.” So, do your first step carefully and clearly.

3 stages for victory

When we do a work, we cross 3 stages

Insult. Opposition. Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1^st.

Losers stop at the 2^nd

Winners stop at the 3^rd.

just know these

Do you know that the worlds widest road is the monumental axis road in brazil, where 160 cars can drive side by side at a time

Easy to loose someone by saying lie. But difficult to get back that person by saying true.

A human body can bear a pain of 45 dels(unit of pain) of pain while alive. But when a woman gives birth she bears 56dels of pain

Love Vs Sight

Love is an illusion. It’s a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people. People with strong hearted believe in sighting

Experience Explained

Experience:

Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.” – Aldous Huxley

she came into my life

In college days… she came into my life.. I kept looking at her. She smiled I kept quite. She began to speak. I kept staring at her and when she began to leave. I started running behind her shouting .

“mam mam attendance”

Longest English Word

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English word!

Silly Fights between friends

Silly fights between friends:

Why dint you talk to me properly yesterday? Are you bored of me?

(meaning: somebody is longing for you)

Why did you lie to me? I never expected this from you?

(meaning: feeling of hurt)

Why do you avoid me nowadays? Don’t you like me anymore?

(meaning: feeling of possessives)

Why don’t you try to make it to my party? I want you to be there?

(meaning: feeling of care)..

Never Cry

A man cried when he has no shoes but he stopped crying when he saw a man without legs

Foolish Concepts

A fool becomes an intellectual- when he understands that he is a fool

A genius becomes a fool- when he believes that he is a genius.

Superb Sentence

The person who is cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary GENIUS.

“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness”

This is a completely meaningful sentence where the N word is N letters long. Eg: 3^rd word is 3 letters long and so on.

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Ganguly – The Bengal Tiger

India’s most successful captain, consecutive 15test victories, 49 test matches captain, 2^nd player to cross over 5000 odi runs as captain! 1^st left hander to get 10000 ODI runs, fastest 7000,8000 and 9000 run getter in the world, highest number of sixes, Total centuries:22(4^th place).God of off side, Pride of India, prince of Bengal-Tiger Ganguly

ctrl+alt+del

David Bradley the inventor of “ctrl+alt+del” (task manager) spent just 1min 23sec in writing the source code that’s recuing the world’s PC users for decades.